The kind of guy who orders the fish at McDonalds. Once spent a year selling burglar alarms to businesses door to door in New York City just to make a living. I’m from a maze island of shopping centers and gas stations. I’m from everywhere I’ve ever heard a story told about.
If you’re wondering why I have pictures of Brad Pitt for my thumbnails, well I’m wondering why you don’t.
Resume .com Junior Copywriter, R/GA New York & San Francisco 1/2018 - 3/2019 ✍ Learned that SIMPLER IS BETTER. ✍ Responsible for solving clients' modern business challenges with modern creative solves, storydoing, modern storytelling and business transformation. Mining marketing science; ideating and writing scripts, social post copy, digital video/film, headlines, webcopy, story articles, products, even wrote a jingle about dog food. SF: Google, Google Assistant, Masterclass, Milk-Bone, Pup-Peroni NYC: Samsung Home, ESPN, LEGO, Plated, Verizon, Dunkin pitch
Copywriting Apprentice, J Walter Thompson New York 10 - 12/2017 ✍ Schick Edge, Dannon Oikos
Copywriting Intern, People Ideas & Culture Brooklyn 7 - 9/2017 ✍ Wyndham Hotels ("Wyndham Wyzard"), Match.com, FIR faucets
weird sales jobs 2013 - 2016 💵 Learned sales; learned why so many corporate workers are miserable
Sales Account Executive, Booking.com 2011 - 2013 ☏ Learned business
Film Production Crew Assistant 2005 - 2010 🎥 Learned to shoot film & TV Drive Thru, McDonald's 1998 store# 1327 🍔 Learned insights about America
Miami Ad School, NY & SF, Copywriting Program 3/2016 - 3/2018 University of Maryland, B.A., English – Short Story Writing concentration ✍ University Humor Magazine
OpenIDEO, SF Chapter member, 2019 IDEO, Storytelling for Influence, 2019 Harmon Brothers University, Comedy Writing for ads, 2018 SVA New York, Portfolio night course, 2016
Platinum, Creativity Award, 2018, "Hellmann's Spoiler Alert" Silver Medal, Woodloch Pines Family Resort & Waterpark adverteasing trivia contest, 2017
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