The kind of guy who orders the fish at McDonalds. Once spent a year selling burglar alarms to businesses door to door in New York City just to make a living. I’m from a maze island of shopping centers and gas stations. I’m from everywhere I’ve ever heard a story told about.

If you’re wondering why I have pictures of Brad Pitt for my thumbnails, well I’m wondering why you don’t.

                                                                                                                       Junior Copywriter, R/GA New York & San Francisco  1/2018 - 3/2019
✍ Learned that SIMPLER IS BETTER.
✍ Responsible for solving clients' modern business challenges with modern creative solves, storydoing, modern storytelling and business transformation. Mining marketing science; ideating and writing scripts, social post copy, digital video/film, headlines, webcopy, story articles, products, even wrote a jingle about dog food.
SF: Google, Google Assistant, Masterclass, Milk-Bone, Pup-Peroni
NYC: Samsung Home, ESPN, LEGO, Plated, Verizon, Dunkin pitch

Copywriting Apprentice, J Walter Thompson New York  10 - 12/2017
✍ Schick Edge, Dannon Oikos

Copywriting Intern, People Ideas & Culture Brooklyn  7 - 9/2017
✍ Wyndham Hotels ("Wyndham Wyzard"),, FIR faucets 

weird sales jobs  2013 - 2016
💵 Learned sales; learned why so many corporate workers are miserable 

Sales Account Executive,  2011 - 2013
☏ Learned business

Film Production Crew Assistant  2005 - 2010
🎥 Learned to shoot film & TV 

Drive Thru, McDonald's  1998
store# 1327
🍔 Learned insights about America

Miami Ad School, NY & SF, Copywriting Program  3/2016 - 3/2018

University of Maryland, B.A., English – Short Story Writing concentration
✍ University Humor Magazine 

OpenIDEO, SF Chapter member, 2019 
IDEO, Storytelling for Influence, 2019
Harmon Brothers University, Comedy Writing for ads, 2018
SVA New York, Portfolio night course, 2016

Platinum, Creativity Award, 2018, "Hellmann's Spoiler Alert"
Silver Medal, Woodloch Pines Family Resort & Waterpark adverteasing trivia contest, 2017
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516 815 7940  |  AndrewSweissman@gmail 

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