Andrew Weissman, copywriter


Notorious beta male. The kind of guy who orders the fish at McDonalds. Very good at saying “bless you” to the office sneezers. Once spent a year selling burglar alarms to businesses door to door in New York City just to make a living. I’m from a maze island of shopping centers and gas stations. I’m from everywhere I’ve ever heard a story told about.


Locally-grown, artisanal, organic, grass-fed copywriting services


Copywriter, Ogilvy New York  5/2019 - currently
✍ Making beer commercials, writing beer taglines, beer OOH, beer social, and beer activations.
✍ Learned that you can make pharmaceutical work that is fun. 
✍ Learned how to endear CDs and get yourself on accounts you wouldn't have been assigned to.

Junior Copywriter, R/GA New York & San Francisco  1/2018 - 3/2019
✍ Learned that SIMPLER IS BETTER.
✍ Responsible for solving clients' modern business challenges with modern creative solves, storydoing, storytelling and business transformation. Mining marketing science; ideating and writing scripts, social post copy, digital video/film, headlines, webcopy, story articles, products, even wrote a jingle about dog food.
SF: Google, Google Assistant, Masterclass, Milk-Bone, Pup-Peroni
NYC: Samsung Home, ESPN, LEGO, Plated, Verizon, Disney, Dunkin pitch
Copywriting Apprentice, J Walter Thompson New York  10 - 12/2017
✍ Schick Edge, Dannon Oikos.
✍ Made 8 copy-led print ads for Schick Edge shaving that ran in national magazines.
Copywriting Intern, People Ideas & Culture Brooklyn  7 - 9/2017
✍ Wyndham Hotels ("Wyndham Wyzard"),, FIR faucets. 
✍ Learned to write brand social post copy and learned to keep my ideas on brief.

weird sales jobs  2013 - 2016
💵 Learned to listen. 
Sales Account Executive,  2011 - 2013
☏ Learned business.

Film Production Crew Assistant  2005 - 2010
🎥 Learned to shoot film & TV. 

Drive Thru, McDonald's  1998
store# 1327
🍔 Learned insights about America.


Miami Ad School, NY & SF, Copywriting Program  3/2016 - 3/2018

University of Maryland, B.A., English – Short Story Writing concentration
✍ University Humor Magazine 

OpenIDEO, SF Chapter member, 2019 
IDEO, Storytelling for Influence, 2019
Harmon Brothers University, Comedy Writing for ads, 2018
SVA New York, Portfolio night course, 2016


Platinum, Creativity Awards, 2018, "Hellmann's Spoiler Alert"
Gold, Creativity Awards, 2019, "Guns N' Pickles"
ANDY Award, Student Category, 2019, "Guns N' Pickles"
Finalist, New York Festivals Advertising Awards competition, 2019, "Guns N' Pickles"
Silver Medal, Woodloch Pines Family Resort & Waterpark adverteasing trivia contest, 2017

516 815 7940  |  AndrewSweissman@gmail